Saturday, November 14, 2009

The Day when I got a crack in my skull !!!

That day was quite memorable to me, My life now would have been a lot different if I was not in Hyderabad that day or I did not decide to drive 200 kms on a bike to reach a friend's wedding or had quit dieting and had some food in the morning or .... there are many if and buts.. but ultimately it happened and I want you to present this in a way inspired from many sources , Vantage point for instance.

It was 6:00 AM on that day ...... Siri's version...

"Should I get up? Should I go if it mean that I should get up this early? .. I will say Murali and Chaitu that I am sick and may be stay back.. but Imrose? .. hmm.. let me sleep for some more time...

"Oh man ! Murali is such a pain in the *** when it comes to following timings.. "Yeah, getting up"... I saw he already got dresses up , now is the real torture.. Its okay that I dont bath now , I will do that after I reach Karimnagar.. He planned this trip in one bike and three persons should survive this trip for 200 kms with out any police mamas catch us..

Oh!! We can get another bike, cool.... I need to fag man !! My day does not start without it. . .

Finally, We are starting at 11 AM, donno when we reach the place, I will take a single bike and allow Chaitu and Murali to come in the other one.

Murali is trying to lead me in this virtual, unsaid bike race, Let me speed up.. "reii.. come fast" .....I need a fag again.. may be not now.. should lead Murali..

Oh, what happened, they fell down, its bound to happen, else why Murali is speeding up as much as me.. See Chaitu, he is getting up to cover that nothing has happened.. but I can see blood on his hands.. Should see what Murali got himself in to..

"Murali, Murali... Get up.... Chaitu, What's happening to his face, its swelling up and what is that white stuff coming out of his mouth as if he is poisoned.... Now he is shivering too " .. I wish I would not have gone that fast...

We are already in tension, who is this guy , stammering in the crowd about the person on the other bike , that's me .. and F*** Y**.. If Murali would have been at least conscious, I would have kicked his b*** ..... Ya, 108 is the best option... let me call.. By that time, it may get late, Muralis face is now unrecognisable, what about his girl friends ... f*** me, he is in danger and I am thinking about his girls...

"Get him to the nearest hospital and get a first aid, Hyderabad is 60 Kms away ".... some one utterred

Thats a good idea, I will call the auto... and what about the bikes.. look all the people waiting as foxes wait for their prey.. I will let chaitu take him and do something with the bikes...
"Chaitu mama, go with him in auto"...........


It was 6:00 AM on that day ...... Chaitu's version...

"What about the match score... Siri is always on the computer and I could not check the scores.. I hope Liverpool wins... I may loose my face in front of all my friends....

What now ??? Siri wants a fag.. this guy, why do everyone smoke.. can i make some inference.. this may help my CAT this year... I think Murali's idea of going three in one bike is awsome.. whats a life with out a adventure..

Oh.. Murali is changing the plan.. He is getting to get a bike, okay , let both of them go and get the bike, I will play chess .. it helps me in CAT....

We started at 11 PM, Oh, Man... I am so excited .. now its like a puzzle on how fast we need to go.. I am loving this.. I will get in to Murali's bike... He is a safe driver... (oops...) Murali is trying to speed up on par with Siri.. our speed is crossing 100 and Siri's is in between 100 and 110 .. can I make some puzzle out of this.. I guess so..

BANG !!!

Ohh... What just happened... I am sure now that we fell down from the bike, siri is gonna make ultimate fun out of this.. better I get up and cover it away... "oh, god.. I am bleeding.. but lets not show it to Siri..." Why Murali is not getting up?? His face.. his body is all shaking.. Its not happening.. What should we do?? Is this the end.. what he dies here.. .. NOO....

Let me carry him to the hospital, i think its not possible... let me ask some one advice.. I dont think I should... I dont know whats going on my mind.. Is this really happening... Crap !!!

Yeah, I will go with him in the auto... I hope he will be okay....



It was 6:00 AM on that day ...... Murali's version..

" I should not have done that ... yesterday... " Oh, man.. but If I go to Singapore, will the relation hold .. will this ever be success....Okay, first things first.. let me have some breakfast... I am fuc*** hungry.... oh..whats this...?? T-shirt is little tight for me.. It was okay yesterday.. Okay, so I should not eat.. let me adjust with a coffee... Siri wont come anyway.. lazy head.. Will ask chaitu to come with me..

First things first, Is my decision to go 3 in one bike safe.. what if some police catch us.. Forget about money,It will be late for Imrose bhai's marriage... Let me ask amar if he can arrange one.. I know he always has a plan.. ..... Oh..It worked !!! I am getting the bike.. now its safe.. we can go on 2 bikes quite comfortably....

Oh,this bike took lotta time ... it s always 11.. we cannot go as promised to Imrose bhai... Hmm.. may be he is too busy that he wont remember us in all his marriage celebrations...Anyway.. lets start...

Siri is going very fast.. I should keep up with him.. but this bike is not keeping up .. why is he stopping.. oh.. fag !!!! He is so thin that we can take a photo of him and say its a X-ray.. why does he still smokes.... Why chaitu is so calm... Is something in his mind.... Did I do something on which he may be thinking....

So, its now 60 kms done and 140 more...we took almost 1 hour for this 60... Whats happening.... why is the handle shaking.. am I losing control on the bike... I should not have crossed 100...Am I going to die... What happens with her??...................... BLANK .......... BLANK..........

After 1 and half hour from the blank...

What happened..?Wheres chaitu?? Is he okay??? Why is everyone around me? Did I crash in to something? whats with the bike....

"Take him this way to neuro centre...."
What's wrong with me... why to Neuro centre.. Will my brain be affected.. why are they taking off my clothes... Will they operate on me...whats so painful all over my face.... Whats this film of blackness spreading in my eyes.. am I being given anaesth ...e ...si..a.........



It took 7 days to get out of hospital and much more to overcome that incident for me.. It had left me late for my joining date in Singapore.. Which made all the difference .. If that would not have happened.. I would not be in my present job, I would not been in India.. I would not have those people with me who cares me most.. I would not have realised what friends are and how much your parents care for you after that incident...


Thanks to SIRI and CHAITU for being a such a support.. Love you guys...


Yours truly

Murali..................

5 comments:

konda said...

Though i dont agree withe entirely whn it comes to my version part it was pretty close ..... But i hav to say he mised the most entertining part(i can safely say now)hinch was the time btween the crash to his regainin conscious . I felt like my b*** drop off . Any way i got my little adventure which i was xpecting ;)

OHMI said...

Hmm.. I did not know that part well ra.. thats why could not write.. you can add it.. :)

varun said...

Guess u had a very bad accident.....so what happened ra? u mentioned about skull...had a serious injury? everythingz ok right now? TC Buddy....

siri said...

hmm " all is well " babu i will give my version and visions soon ... :"P

konda said...

Almost year passed , still waiting for siri's version :P